Saturday, February 24, 2007

Mercury Retrograde Report

This Mercury Retrograde has been typical for me: things taking longer than normal, minor miscommunications, amazing displays of clumsiness (I can't be the only one who manages to need a bandaid after putting away the milk). But it's making me think that Mercury Retrograde needs to be celebrated in a spirit similar to Festivus. It can be called RetroMercuMas. Instead of the 'Feats of Strength', there will be 'Feats of Clumsiness'. And instead of the 'Airing of Grievances', there will be the 'Fixing of the Computer'. When things run smoothly during a Mercury Retrograde, it will be known as a RetroMercuMas miracle.


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